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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I would be more than happy to have a NATO citizen pass

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Putin's nightmares coming true, this is Dwead Piiiwat Wobuhts rolling up to the gate in flames with Andre the Giant's voice booming.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago

No surprises that Cheeto Mussolini is planning US to withdraw from NATO as soon as he is “sworn” in

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Has Orban signed the documents yet?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

Let's just say if he doesn't, agents are on standby

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

No sign, no jets. simple as. He'll sign.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

no

update: i did a big stupid, it doesn't require orban's signature, it requires hungarian president signature. for ~2wk up to yesterday hungary had no president, and now there is acting president László Kövér. however it all really depends on orban as is usual

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

just after allen wrench arrives

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Missed opportunity to turn the Gulf of Cope into a weiner

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I agree, let's nuke southern Sweden into the sea before accepting them! (Assuming you are referring to the Norwayless euro coins)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 63 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

It sure is a mystery why our neighbors keep joining NATO. Must be russophobia.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

it's not russophobia because the fear isn't irrational - polish MFA recently

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Better invade another neighbor to make sure everybody sees that the US is the biggest threat in Europe

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

There's an old political cartoon that I've had trouble finding. It was a bunch of voters jumping onto Bill Clinton because they were afraid of a newt (Gingrich).

It'd be useful in so many other contexts.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"We have to stop the expansion of NATO, no matter how many additional members we add to it in the process!"