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[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 weeks ago

There's nothing wrong with not wanting casual sex. There's nothing wrong with wanting it.

The problem comes from saying that what you want is the only right thing, and that everyone that doesn't want the same thing you do is wrong. Or from being deceptive about what you want in order to coerce the other person into sex.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 weeks ago

Anon has sex with a woman, immediately regrets it.

Never change 4Chan.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I feel like casual sex will probably help you find a long term relationship. All my relationships started with a hookup. My marriage did too.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago

I feel the same way but about hanging out and not having sex.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

The existence of casual sex implies the existence of ranked competitive sex.

Jokes aside some people need an emotional connection to have sex. Many do not.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

There is in fact ranked competitive sex:

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Not an expert but I thought most OF models don't actually have sex in their content, they just sell nudes and interact with fans. Am I wrong there?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago

Idk I’m not a simp

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago

Is it segregated by gender or just dominated by women?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm surprised the Cash me outside girl is number one.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

Thank you Dr. Phil lmao

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I wish I could pretend like I don't know who any of those people are.

I'm surprised Belle Delphine is still pulling those numbers. I thought once she gave up the goods so to speak that everything would collaps. I guess I'm happy for her?

Idk who the rest of those people are... Is that the catch me outside girl? She's old enough for porn now?? Fuck what happened to the time.

Edit: fat fingered something

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 weeks ago

Folks, some people don't like casual sex. Some people do. Depends a lot on why a person likes sex, if they like sex, I suppose.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

This dude is either Catholic, or gay and he doesn't realize it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

Fits with the fake/gay bit.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago

How about just having sex and then a nice conversation in bed? Maybe dude isn't able to do the second part and it gets awkward.

Tell you what. I'll be the pinch hitter for future casual sex. Just dip out and I'll take the hit for you.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It's when preceding events cause sex to happen.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Its existence also implies the existence of sex which occurs spontaneously and without warning, independently of all preceding events.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

It's horrible when taking the bus for example. Just sitting minding your business and the BAM spontaneous sex with the busdriver and everyone gets late for work

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 weeks ago

It absolutely is.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

It's like picrel apparently.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago

maybe he just doesn't like sex

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 weeks ago

Has consensual sex feel guilty

Are you Catholic?

[–] [email protected] 80 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

I only have ranked competitive sex.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

For heterosexuals, ranked PnV

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

For bisexuals, ranked PvP.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Maybe you could go for the silver and come second this time

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

For an attentive lover, coming second means winning first.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

Only with TAS

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

freakin casuals

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

What league are you on OnlyFans?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago

At least it's an honest grind.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Real man only have competitive sex /s

[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Dude has that Abrahamic guilt conditioning.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Not necessarily. Sex, even casual sex, can complicate or completely destroy a relationship. If I had drunken casual sex with a coworker I'd have regrets.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Since you're making this comment, I'm guessing you are not at all religious?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Unless discordianism counts, not in the slightest. For me it would be about the potential drama.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

There is an adjustment period, which is often uncomfortable.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

And with a coworker, could completely fuck your life up if it goes sideways. No thanks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

Show us the answers please!

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