From erection to resurrection?

Wouldn't this make more sense as "conception"?

Sure, some may say it’s absurd, but masturbation inspector is a good paying, high quality American job that cannot be exported overseas, and not a job I’d trust to AI.

That state senator is a visionary!

Cue the cast of Monty Python singing, ”Every sperm is sacred...."

so it's looking to ban masturbation in mississippi.

This could absolutely be used to keep prisoners in prison, and also probably criminalize gay men.

This is taking No Nut November to a whole new level

Life began about a billion years ago and it's a continuous, ongoing process.

..... So is he trolling or what?

Good! We need to STOP KILLING KIDS (unless it's with Gun Control!)! Wait a Democrat wrote this? Just kidding this is STUPID!

If the Democrats aren't going to be useful, I'm glad they've at least decided to be a little funny.

It is Mississippi, what did you expect? Mississippi is one of the core Southern states.

I didn't see the party of the politician in the article, so no idea if it is written in jest or just regular old Republican whackiness.

The most entertaining part is that it is written as applying to men, but as written it is gender neutral and would penalize menstruation.

Edit: It is a Dem having a lark.

With the last exception being for sex while using contracteption, what's the point of this bill?

To highlight how absolutely stupid this bill is, it sounds like it would outlaw menstruation and nocturnal emissions.

Land of the free.

Edit: it sounds like this is intentionally facetious to point out the absurdity of other pro-life bills.