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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I believe this makes it a woman's duty to take all erections up the right hole.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I want to believe this is a satirical bill meant to bring attention to how absurd a lot of other bills are, but it is Mississippi. And with how things are going these past several years, it's becoming harder and harder to tell at face value if something is an Onion or not.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Here's to the land you've torn out the heart of/

Mississippi find yourself another country to be part of/

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Did you know that Mississippi is the anus of the US?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

100% of men are murderers then

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

So nobody is going to talk about how he said "without the intent to fertilize an embryo" and not "fertilize an egg"? You can't fertilize an embryo lmao

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

This is a stunt bill designed to draw attention to how anti-woman most anti-abortion laws are

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Contraception begins in the hand

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Very touching. Touching also begins in the hand

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

In this thread:

A lot of men who didn't read the article and didn't got the satirical part of the act.

And given the last political polemic, I'm pretty sure these "men" are misrepresenting the article on purpose.

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