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Mississippi politician files ‘Contraception Begins at Erection Act’ (www.wlbt.com)

submitted 17 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (3 children)

I would love to outlaw menstruation too but my fucking body won't listen to me

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

It respects the law.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago

Didn't you hear? Our bodies answer directly to the government now

[–] [email protected] 9 points 12 hours ago

Careful, that post could be used against you in the court of law!