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[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

That's a similar experience to how I met my partner. We never really talked about it, she was just there now.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I dont really like that I really wish it was me, damn I really need to meet people

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

go out and try. just earlier today I said the stupidest oneliner in person and got a response.

you miss a 100% of the shots you don't take - Wayne Gretzky or somebody

then I spoke to someone on a busy commuter train, and learned something new. a view I had never considered before.

I know it's hard,as someone who has personally suffered from exclusion and depression before.

but worst they can do is ignore you or spit in your face.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

That's all very true but I do like a girl right now, she lives on another continent though

[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago

??? Never left??? Please go on

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago

Yeah thats an autistic goth woman. They're magnificent

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is my dream girl.

Of course I'm not a Chad with a huge melon.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago

Damn 5heads, taking up all the possible fae.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is my dating strategy, just exist and hope one day some alt girl just decides were dating now.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

As much as I don't want to go back into the office I must admit I never meet people anymore. I don't know how I would meet anyone new if I ever needed to.

My partner is literally the girl that I sat next to in the office seating plan 10 years ago.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago

Yes, I am indeed this introverted

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