One zuppa Tuscana lollipop, please.
this post was submitted on 18 Jan 2025
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Are these like shit flavored lolly pops?
l've been wondering what horrible stuff we will subsist on after Donald destroys the economy.
Recently happened upon a Buy 2 Get 3 Free sale on Progresso soup. So I got 15 cans for the price of 6. Oh yeah baby, it's soup time.
I already suck on my soup.
Did Obvious Plant get at job at Progresso???
"It's amazing! Tomato soup, I can feel it running down my throat!"
So, sugar with salt and MSG? Great!
oh, from the thumbnail, I assumed OP was just doing the lazy and photoshopping the "R" into a "P".
as usual, reality is worse than what I imagined.
I'm actually interested in trying these! There is no way to say this without some kind of double entendre, but I like to suck on things to keep my mouth occupied sometimes. I get tired of sucking on sweet things so, if these are tasty, they might be a nice change of pace!
I pray for your inbox.
So far, happily, crickets. Maybe everyone has figured out that I'm an overweight middle-aged man.
We're all into that nowadays.
So it turns out I don't know how to send DMs on my mobile app. I'll try again when I get to a computer
Hah, thanks! Now I feel less lonely!
What app do you use? I'm using Voyager and it was pretty straightforward to figure out how to DM.
I use Thunder on mobile. It's entirely possible that it's simple but I was too dumb to figure out : )
But can we have profile pics/avatars/icons?
K, I think I did it.
I'm going to send you a weird DM just so you feel sexy.
When I was a (weird) kid, I would suck on the chicken-flavored bouillon cubes. "Weird kid" me would probably have asked for those at the store. Weird adult me will just make soup.
I still sometimes eat a pinch of dry buillon. Though IDK if I'd like the same thing diluted and long-lasting, the intensity of the dry stuff is part of the draw for me.
Me too! In hindsight we didn't have a ton of food.
Suck on some soup. It'll help you feel better.