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Vote when it's not trending? That sounds boring and hard! in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Bernie bros didn't show up to vote and lost the nomination.

You: the system is rigged ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[OC] [M] Who wants to sort out my monster?🥵😈 in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Nice cock. Is it difficult to find a partner that can take it?

M4 Mac Mini Power Button Has New Bottom Location in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (7 children)

I don't know if there is a version of Poe's law for Apple fanboys, but your comment makes me think there should be.

Walgreens announces plan to close 1,200 stores over next 3 years in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Walgreens bought out my neighborhood pharmacy 4 years ago, bringing on the former staff. They renovated a Rite Aid and moved right in. Then, 2 years ago, they closed the store they'd just built. Now it's a shitty Dollar Tree.

Wtf is going on.

asking lemmy to 'Draw a duck and share your art' in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 107 points 3 weeks ago

presses button rulepeatedly in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago

If I get the money I'll just use it to start my life over as a cute and mousy cottage core lady.

A sorcerer appears and states that they will erase any one song from existence - which song would you choose? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

You monster

McConnell: Democrats would end the filibuster if they sweep on Election Day "I don’t think they’re kidding. I think they’ll do it" in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

DO IT!!!

Anon listens to rock in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Fuck I'm old

What do you use as masturbation material? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ya exactly, it's not because I've wanted to be a girl since I was old enough to know the difference between boys and girls or anything. So what if I would push a magical turn-me-into-a-girl button?

What do you use as masturbation material? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I'll check it out. Usually I use ehantai and tgcomics.

What do you use as masturbation material? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think that's where I discovered Corruption of Champions many years ago (didn't leave my room for like 3 days).

These days I'm rarely in a situation where I can play games like those.

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Literary rule (lemmy.world)

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Photo of text from Player Piano by Kurt Vonnegut. The text says "Big tits will get you in anywhere."

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I might be going crazy (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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We all have those moments where we think back on something we did and cringe at it. Over the past year though I've begun to do it almost every waking moment.

I began to say to myself in my head "fuuuuuck fuck fuck fuck" and "I want to die" and eventually I started to mutter it under my breath. Now I'm starting to just blurt it out without thinking at inappropriate moments. It's probably only a matter of time before that gets me in trouble. I know my wife has heard me before and now she doesn't ask what's wrong, she just looks at me.

It's gotten to the point too where it doesn't start with the memory of an action but while I'm still performing the action or in a conversation.

I don't really want to die, probably. But this shit is weird. Am I going crazy? I'm worried that soon I will be paralyzed and unable to act or interact at all. Maybe I'm already there, who knows.