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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

that chicken was an animal that was raised in war-crime conditions and killed on a conveyor belt of death where it watched as its kin in front of it were stunned and then drowned.

That cheese comes from a cow who was fisted in the ass by a farmer so they could inseminate it (a process many would describe using an upsetting term beginning with the lettee 'r', were it done to humans), only to havw the resulting child ripped away from it before they could bond so that her milk, intended for her child, could be extracted by a cold machine and sold to humans.

Probably not the best examples to use in this situation.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

I take "mean" to mean a mean average.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

Macaroni in a pot

[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago

I do not recommend sounding with macaroni.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago

The mac and cheese

youtube.com/watch?v=LGzbFXm55oU

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

The Lighthouse (2019)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Salad. Burger. Pie.

Yeah I said it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago

Where's the food I can just eat? 😩

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I can’t believe Mac ‘n cheese is so good that I agree it’s “fuckable.”

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

That’s what good pussy sound like

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

This Mac 'n Cheese fucks.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Applewood smoked bacon, Pepperjack and Gouda, just a little bit of fresh jalapeños... 🤤

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Take away the bacon, but add caramelized onions

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

I make a passive agressive pie

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

American Cheese

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can make a mean dish, but usually it's below average.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Math joke. I get it.