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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Psionics (a la Legion/David Haller), Divine Powers (more Legion reality-warping fun), Immorality (until the Heat Death of the Universe). I've got a lot I want to do, starting with planetary reform and cultivation of the species.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Immortal, Flight because it's more fun than teleport, and Magic for whatever else I want.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Immortal, teleport and stamina. I am going places bitches!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Immortal, Teleport and Super Sight

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Am I misunderstanding siphon powers? Add invisibility and super speed... Aita?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Immortal, Teleport, Intellect

Idk how magic fits in here, since Teleport is typically a part of magic.

I will use it to fix the world buy making a lust for power and greed to the detriment of humanity a death sentence. My super hero name can be Incentive. I will make it my duty to make sure that the ruling class finally has a proper incentive to do what is right. I'll be like if Kira from death note wasn't a moron.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Isn't all of this magic?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Shapeshifter, magic, immortal. Boom.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Shape shifter makes half of these redundant. I pick that, teleport, and electric control.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Necromancy necromancy necromancy.

Easy!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Steal his look: Divine Powers, Healing, Immortality.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fire Control, Radiation, Weather Control

burning radioactive acid rain for everyone

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

You’d be wasting your opportunity for powers, at this rate that’s coming up this year anyway

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Immortal, invulnerable, magic.

Magic would probably enable a lot of the other things on that list, and having unlimited time to practice it, you could become a demigod in, to you, no time at all.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

shapeshifting teleportation and electricity control sure why not

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You can now freely move shale.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Intellect, immortal, shape shifter.

Shape shifter makes the attractive male/female redundant.
Intellect will get you gadgets/implants/power suit. After a bit of work which you have infinite time to do.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I wonder if shaft shifting would fuck with your sense of self too much. Who actually are you if you can be anyone?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I guess that you would spend most of your time in a "default" look. Other times you would play a role to meet a specific end.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Does it matter at that point? You're all powerful

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Immortal, invulnerable, teleport. I can be where I want to be, when I want to be, until the end of time.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Super sight, Invisibility, Insanely Rich.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Attractive Male, Immortal, Divine Powers.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ignoring the devine powers weather control is ridiculously op. When i was smaller i was thinking of what extremely op devil fruit you could get in ome piece and i picked weather control. You can literally strike anyone with lightning, controll air pressure, create extrelemly strong winds that are localized(air bending), create a firestorm(firebending), rain an shit(waterbending), depending on weather you count disasters as weather(i would normally not count eartquakes but floods are def weather) you can literally turn whole cities, countries to dust. Also potentially you could just spawn certain animals that are commonly found in hurricanes if we count that. Also flight probably because of the wind powers. Your temperature range is basically -100 to 100 which is also op. You could travel with 500km/h because that was the fastest wind ever recorded. You could also rain 1kg pieces of hail on people. So yeah you would be a god basically even without the devine powers. You can add immortality of course and with that you are literally a god at that point. You can add attractive male/female(which i presume means extremely attractive because youre spending a slot on it) or super speed so you can be fast while doing this shit or anything else tbh as youre already a god.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

I choose to become a nuclear submarine: radiation + sub-mariner + super hearing

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Im thinking... Rich, healing, teleport

Solve any current problems with money, heal people/animals, easily and instantly go anywhere.

I would attempt to "heal" the ultra-rich from whatever their obvious problem is. Lol

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Size manipulation is all i need...

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago (5 children)

What exactly are divine powers? Are you basically the blue dude from Watchmen?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Yeah, that one could easily include all the others and more

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

1 level 2 and 2 level 1 Cleric spells

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I can't even Remove Disease?! Fuck that shit!

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago

teleport, size manipulation, super smell. i am constantly teleporting into the rectums of famous actresses and experiencing ego death as their farts wash over me and erase all other sensations. i don't even remember my name or how long I've been doing this for. all i know is my mission. i am the fartshifter

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

1 insanely rich so i dont have to work. 2 divine powers so i can be impressive and perform impossible fears, thereby recovering the majority of the skills i didnt pick 3 psychic so i can know what others know, uncover secrets, predict behavior, prevent crime, predict weather, and potentially talk to pets

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Hmm...

Agility, Radiation and "gadgets", or

Immortal, Flight and Invulnerability?

Nah, Attractive female, Insanely rich and Super Smell of course!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

You are now very rich, anything and everything female comes flying towards you, and you smell really bad.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

You are now very rich, anything and everything female comes flying towards you, and you smell really bad.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Shape Shifter, Teleport, Insanely rich.

  • Be anyone/anything I want to be
  • Go wherever I want instantly
  • and if i need anything else, just buy it with money
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Do you need money if you can just teleport into a bank vault, grab some gold, and teleport out? :p

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I will be Useless Man!

Radiation, super smell, syphon ability (there are no super heros so no abilities to syphon.)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Does sub-mariner come with flight and super strength or is it owning an actual submarine?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Insanely Rich x 3

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

With Invisibility and Phasing you don't need to pick Super Rich.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

What if I already have the power of being attractive 😎

Do I have to waste a choice to keep it?

And does immortality come with eternal youth?

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