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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Immortal, Flight because it's more fun than teleport, and Magic for whatever else I want.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Immortal, teleport and stamina. I am going places bitches!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Immortal, Teleport and Super Sight

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Am I misunderstanding siphon powers? Add invisibility and super speed... Aita?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Immortal, Teleport, Intellect

Idk how magic fits in here, since Teleport is typically a part of magic.

I will use it to fix the world buy making a lust for power and greed to the detriment of humanity a death sentence. My super hero name can be Incentive. I will make it my duty to make sure that the ruling class finally has a proper incentive to do what is right. I'll be like if Kira from death note wasn't a moron.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

Isn't all of this magic?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Shapeshifter, magic, immortal. Boom.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Shape shifter makes half of these redundant. I pick that, teleport, and electric control.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Necromancy necromancy necromancy.

Easy!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Steal his look: Divine Powers, Healing, Immortality.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fire Control, Radiation, Weather Control

burning radioactive acid rain for everyone

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

You’d be wasting your opportunity for powers, at this rate that’s coming up this year anyway

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Immortal, invulnerable, magic.

Magic would probably enable a lot of the other things on that list, and having unlimited time to practice it, you could become a demigod in, to you, no time at all.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

shapeshifting teleportation and electricity control sure why not

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You can now freely move shale.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Intellect, immortal, shape shifter.

Shape shifter makes the attractive male/female redundant.
Intellect will get you gadgets/implants/power suit. After a bit of work which you have infinite time to do.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I wonder if shaft shifting would fuck with your sense of self too much. Who actually are you if you can be anyone?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I guess that you would spend most of your time in a "default" look. Other times you would play a role to meet a specific end.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Does it matter at that point? You're all powerful

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Immortal, invulnerable, teleport. I can be where I want to be, when I want to be, until the end of time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Super sight, Invisibility, Insanely Rich.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Attractive Male, Immortal, Divine Powers.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ignoring the devine powers weather control is ridiculously op. When i was smaller i was thinking of what extremely op devil fruit you could get in ome piece and i picked weather control. You can literally strike anyone with lightning, controll air pressure, create extrelemly strong winds that are localized(air bending), create a firestorm(firebending), rain an shit(waterbending), depending on weather you count disasters as weather(i would normally not count eartquakes but floods are def weather) you can literally turn whole cities, countries to dust. Also potentially you could just spawn certain animals that are commonly found in hurricanes if we count that. Also flight probably because of the wind powers. Your temperature range is basically -100 to 100 which is also op. You could travel with 500km/h because that was the fastest wind ever recorded. You could also rain 1kg pieces of hail on people. So yeah you would be a god basically even without the devine powers. You can add immortality of course and with that you are literally a god at that point. You can add attractive male/female(which i presume means extremely attractive because youre spending a slot on it) or super speed so you can be fast while doing this shit or anything else tbh as youre already a god.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

I choose to become a nuclear submarine: radiation + sub-mariner + super hearing

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Im thinking... Rich, healing, teleport

Solve any current problems with money, heal people/animals, easily and instantly go anywhere.

I would attempt to "heal" the ultra-rich from whatever their obvious problem is. Lol

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Size manipulation is all i need...

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 days ago (5 children)

What exactly are divine powers? Are you basically the blue dude from Watchmen?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Yeah, that one could easily include all the others and more

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

1 level 2 and 2 level 1 Cleric spells

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

I can't even Remove Disease?! Fuck that shit!

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago

teleport, size manipulation, super smell. i am constantly teleporting into the rectums of famous actresses and experiencing ego death as their farts wash over me and erase all other sensations. i don't even remember my name or how long I've been doing this for. all i know is my mission. i am the fartshifter

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

1 insanely rich so i dont have to work. 2 divine powers so i can be impressive and perform impossible fears, thereby recovering the majority of the skills i didnt pick 3 psychic so i can know what others know, uncover secrets, predict behavior, prevent crime, predict weather, and potentially talk to pets

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Hmm...

Agility, Radiation and "gadgets", or

Immortal, Flight and Invulnerability?

Nah, Attractive female, Insanely rich and Super Smell of course!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

You are now very rich, anything and everything female comes flying towards you, and you smell really bad.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

You are now very rich, anything and everything female comes flying towards you, and you smell really bad.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Shape Shifter, Teleport, Insanely rich.

  • Be anyone/anything I want to be
  • Go wherever I want instantly
  • and if i need anything else, just buy it with money
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Do you need money if you can just teleport into a bank vault, grab some gold, and teleport out? :p

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I will be Useless Man!

Radiation, super smell, syphon ability (there are no super heros so no abilities to syphon.)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Does sub-mariner come with flight and super strength or is it owning an actual submarine?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Insanely Rich x 3

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

With Invisibility and Phasing you don't need to pick Super Rich.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

What if I already have the power of being attractive 😎

Do I have to waste a choice to keep it?

And does immortality come with eternal youth?

[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Easy: Attractive Female, Attractive Male and implants.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago

“What kind of implants?”

“Yes.”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Invulnerability, Invisibility, Psychic

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