Dad Jokes

18133 readers

6 users here now

Description

This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

Rules

Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to [email protected]
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
Follow Lemmy.World Code of Conduct

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

131

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

7 comments fedilink hide all child comments

I just couldn't concentrate.

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Pulp......something with pulp......

Dammit! I just can't think of a pun with pulp! My brain is just freshly squeezed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Take your time, when it's your time on the pulpit you'll just need to concentrate and let the bad thoughts recede.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

It's the pressure. It got to you. Just drained you.