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The sharp edges and lack of crumble zones do additional damage (lemmy.world)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Guy gets from point a to point b instantly.

Superman gets to point b before ge leaves point a.

This guys feats are ridiculous. He is faster than the speed force, he can lift infinite weight, he can hear instantly thousands of lightyears away through the vacuum of space, he can punch backwards through time or into other universes or even through his own comic panels. Also, im not positive, but im pretty sure superman can teleport. And darkseid killed him.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Teleport man can teleport back in time before he teleported. Yeah his reaction speed aint great, but he's definitely got causality on his side