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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Then we just need heart hockey and we can summon captain hockey

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Best I can do is tonsil hockey.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I thought love was the fifth element?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

That summons captain Dallas, he's alright I guess

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

That's green! Super green!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Isnt heart hockey that weird Aztec game that sacrificed the winners?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I think they used heads for their game, I'm not sure what kind of captain you'd get if you tried to use head as the fifth element .. they might be more fun though ..

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"The heart of a sport is found in its fans." - Somebody Probably

By your sticks combined, I am Captain Hockey!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

*proceeds to hit polluting scum in the face with a big stick*

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I feel old now