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IT crowd anti piracy ad in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you're ever a victim of these crimes, make sure to dial 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3.

What is your favorite inconsequential fan theory? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

James Bond is actually a time lord. It explains why he changes how he looks every few movies. This is backed up by the fact that Timothy Dalton played a time lord once in Doctor Who.

Kamala Harris Dropped a New Custom 'Fortnite' Map in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 days ago

We're living in the strangest timeline.

Straight men, what's the weirdest thing you've been told you can't do because it's gay? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Spending hours with a bunch of ladies and possibly touching them in intimate locations.

vs

Spending hours with a bunch of guys and possibly touching them in intimate locations. Then showing with them.

Yeah, dance is way gayer.

All of a sudden, all of the sudden, or suddenly? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Suddenly Seymour.

Shows with an always watch intro? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Doctor Who, Bob's Burgers, Futurama, Dexter, Game of Thrones, Rick and Morty, Solar Opposites, King of the Hill, Archer

I'm sure there's more.

shocking scientific discovery!! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

37 times? In a row?

A "poop butt" and a "shit ass" have completely different meanings, despite the similarity of the words that make them up. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

To me, a baby is often a poop butt because of the diaper. Teenagers are often shit asses because they're rebelling.

A "poop butt" and a "shit ass" have completely different meanings, despite the similarity of the words that make them up. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I assume they take it to another toilet or a compost pile. Maybe they need a fecal transplant and don't have health insurance.

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A "poop butt" and a "shit ass" have completely different meanings, despite the similarity of the words that make them up. (sh.itjust.works)
Christians flock to Washington to pray for America to turn to God — by electing Trump in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

As someone from Maine, I wish articles would specify Oregon in their titles when mentioning Portland. I mean it was named after ours.

Does each language have "lefty loosey righty tighty"? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

A droll factoid.

Which fictional character comes to your mind first when someone says strong, independent woman? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

A little too real for work, huh? 😂

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Why did Jesus Christ grow up to be such a good person? (sh.itjust.works)
 

Because he was born into a stable home.

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