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[–] [email protected] 26 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Unfortunately, ADHD being a spectrum, not all of us get blessed with the crisis focus superpower.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago

I’ve got it. I turn into a damn super hero.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

I’m only worth anything in a crisis.

It’s why my last relationship worked for so long. Girl was a living crisis.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

I only date crazy (cluster B especially) women. It‘s always exciting, never boring, and I feel useful when I support them in whatever crisis situation they created. Somehow I confuse being wanted as support with love.

I tried dating more balanced people, who have their lives under control. Couldn’t do it. It’s simply too boring.

I really miss my unstable ex, even though the relationship ended with a broken heart, being broke as in too much credit card debt, a broken door in my apartment, and broken friendships with my old friends. I would do it all again though. The happiest days of my life were together with that extremely charming and sexy histrionic goddess.

Limerance is my favorite drug.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 hours ago

Ohhhhhh, that explains a number of past relationships for me.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago

Lmao same here buddy.