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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Straight people celebrating being the ones to perpetuate the human race give argument for not perpetuating the human race

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I'm hetero, but I'm also happily child free.

But also I wouldn't attend this event. If people want to be gay, be gay. If people want to be christian, be christian. If people want to be a dinosaur, be a dinosaur.

I don't give a fuck what other people do. As long as they're respectful to everybody, and don't hurt anybody, that's cool. You be you.

Except for Andy Dick, whose last name is apt.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

False advertising! I want to be big strong fearsome dinosaur. Instead am fat disabled furry. 0/10 I'll leave an angry review on yelp! And the bbb will be hearing about this!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ehhhh, just hit the gym! You'll get stronger.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Punched gym, broke hand. Worst advice ever 😭

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