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[–] [email protected] 94 points 1 day ago (14 children)

Not really not the onion though. The Pope was apparently calling priests in Gaza almost every day. He believed parking the Popemobile in front of hospitals and children's clinics would make for really bad optics if (who am I kidding, when) Israel bombs them.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He was right though, it would look terrible when Israel bombs them.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Yesterday Israel used a bomb for a gender reveal. They don't care if they look bad.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 20 hours ago

I'm not defending Israel or the folk who did that, just saying that some idiot in southern California did that in the last decade too. Started a big fire. I recall we mocked them in public discourse because we had little other way of venting our frustration that a public employee would burn down an appreciable portion of the state to announce what gender they think their child has.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No, they made jokes about how it looked like a gender reveal.

Fucking Al Jazeera.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Username does not check out

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This isn't the comeback you think it is.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's not a comeback, it's setting the record straight. Repeating false accusations doesn't help anyone.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

They changed the headline on their news story from one to the other.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago
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