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Trump announced Alcatraz reopening hours after ‘Escape from Alcatraz’ aired on PBS
(www.independent.co.uk)
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He would deport Geordi, Whorf and Data for not being white. And probably O'Brian for being Irish.
I think I think i read that fanfic back in the 90s.... co-starring Long-Luc Dickhard and Chestly Crushher?
Lieutenant Commander Dat Ass
He’d keep Guinan around?
Trump would send Guinan back home, where she would be immediately assimilated.
What if she used her Q-fightin' powers
Ha ha irish being white! Whats next, italians? Ha ha ho ho