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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Second grade. New girl sits next to me her first day, leans in and whispers "I'm not like other girls. You haven't met one like me." My thoughts: "I'm the white kid in the black neighborhood, you're not going to be the first black girl I know." Nope.... "I've never farted. I don't do that."