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[–] [email protected] 50 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I've done things in excel that are an abomination in the eyes of the divine.

I have absolutely 0 regret.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

i once used an excel sheet to emulated a von Newman architecture ALU+RAM

fun and useless, but very (un)efficient way to calculate Fibonacci numbers

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Generate localization strings in all requested languages with the "translate" macro without proof checking because you don't speak Finnish or Japanese?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Worse - pulling data from a web page, then using the power of pure jank to parse this input, and then invoking a sheet of reference string builders to construct formulae and execute them using too damn many @indirects nested into vlookups before finally adding in date aware data reveals, because no excel abomination is complete without trying to parse dates.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Fucking hell, I understood that. I have slipped and fallen into the dark side. Learn from my mistakes and turn back before you get to this point. There is no hope for me now.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

I abandoned hope long ago when I learned that excel was turing complete.

The darkness has already consumed me, there is no salvation from this sin.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

...I feel seen.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Shit man, I'm sure there's an xkcd for that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Either that or medication!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You have January 1, 1970 regret?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago

Or false regret, either or.