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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What, I use Excel daily and love it ๐Ÿ˜„

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

As a genome biologist, fuck you.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

I got a job recently and they asked me if I know excel. I said yes, but I dont even know how to use formulas

Pray for me ๐Ÿ˜ญ

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Just learn, how hard can it be? Ask AI to help as the other poster suggested.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Excel is one of the few things copilot has actually been able to help me with. Apparantly microsofts shitty programs understand each other.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

It's a niche where AI helps because there's just decades of so many forums and videos full of how to do stuff in excel and with AI you get the right answer quicker with less noise around it. I use ai assistance for excel formulas all the time, works pretty good for that.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Interesting. I will be using that information mwahahaha >:)

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I guess you really...excel at it!

[โ€“] [email protected] 51 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

Excel is a hammer.

When holding a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

Stop using Excel for anything more than simple data extraction and pivot tables, get a custom solution tailored to your needs rather than a monstrous Excel document that consumes 14 GB of RAM to run.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Never!

::: spoiler Spoiler YouTube link: Stand-up Maths - Stand-up comedy routine about Spreadsheets

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Got it.

use it as calculator

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

It really Excels at being a Calc!

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago

The bad thing is, they've attached a mediocre screwdriver to the hammer because everybody keeps using the hammer as a screwdriver. But now, everybody STILL uses the hammer as a screwdriver. The screwdriver part used to be a separate tool, but people didn't know how to use it, and now they still don't, even though it comes with instructions.

They really should have kept things separate.

[โ€“] [email protected] 39 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

We support a financial institution that uses ~30MB Excel sheets with thousands of calculations and they wonder why they can't send it via email or why it has issues when 10 people edit it at once

Just use a goddamn database

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 4 weeks ago

MyExcelDB powers thousands of institutions daily

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

My life right here. "Ok it looks like it is an issue with the sheet itself, do you know who owns it? Alright reach out to them.:

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I did a GCSE course on Excel, I learned to get irrationally angry every time a class was scheduled

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

My brain didn't see GCSE at first, instead it saw CSGO and was both confused and intrigued.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

ohne pixel opening cases and screaming GOLD GOLD GOLD

real footage of me in my Excel class ^

[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 4 weeks ago

When I did first line IT support I really loved how it stopped automatically calculating formulas for everyone in HR at the same time

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