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Donald Trump suggests US could join British Commonwealth (www.newsweek.com)

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I really wish removing a president wasn’t so difficult.

You just need someone with better aim than the last guy who tried.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago

Reminder that hitler had 30+ attempts on him...

The devs of the simulation really be adding plot armor to the villains... 💀

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Last 2 guys who tried.

Remember there was that dude with an AK hiding in golf course bushes. He didn’t shoot, but you can also count that as missing his shot, as he was well within the range of the rifle.