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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This is a 4d move. You guys join the commonwealth under charles then once in all of us in the commonwealth see how much winning you guys are doing under trump and vote yo replace charles with trump

Fucking genius play if you think about it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, trump can take Charles' job, do all his important work and take all the responsibility he has for our country. Yeah that would be much better for everyone, deal. Trump would actually be great at that job, non-ironically.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Fuck that I don't want his face on my money