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[–] [email protected] 124 points 3 days ago (3 children)

60k of rows is nothing. Fuck, where do you find these “geniuses”?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There's only one reason he wants kids and not experienced adults.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

He’s attracted to them?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago

Easily manipulated, but probably that too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Probably

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

I do data analysis for a living, I reach out to tech and complain if I can't open a file with a million+ lines.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Tbf we don't know how many columns there are /s

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The IRS just switched columns and rows. So there's 60k rows and 330 million columns /s