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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (7 children)

This was absolutely on my 2025 bingo card along with plans for a new face on Mount Rushmore and a mountain, river, or national park being named after him.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Some bootlicker of a legislator in Tennessee had proposed a bill to change the name of the Nashville airport to Trump International Airport. Fortunately, it didn't even make it to committee vote.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Shhh he doesn't need any help with ideas

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Let them have their bingo. They almost have a row.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Are there any landfills or garbage islands in the oceans that still need names? Trump’s name would go perfectly on them

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I've seen 3D printed Mount Rushmore replicas that have trump as a 5th face.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'm naming a toilet bowl after him.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I fear that Trump toilets are too shitty of a product to work...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

MASA, Make America Shit Again!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm too afraid the orange will wear off on my ass so I'll be shitting in the woods.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

OMG !!! Ass did not change into a** !! THANK YOU lemmy.world

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's gonna be tough when he gets rid of all of the park rangers.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

He will just make a mcdonalds a national park and name that after himself

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

You forgot Constitutional Amendment to allow a 3rd term.