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[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Government so small it can fit in your bedroom!

How were they enforcing this?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They'll know I'm breaking the law, because I'll be flying my custom gadsen flag with 7 dildoes on it that reads "Come and count them"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

That just lets people know you have dildos to steal

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's just a tack on when they do search warrants.. oh we did not find any drugs but we found 7 dildos.. Off to prison!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

That's not a dildo, it's a stirring stick.