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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. (www.xatakaon.com)

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ran out? Does he know they are supposed to come out as well as go in?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

As a non-carbon based extraterrestrial lizard alien, he consumes the soft supple rubber that many dildos are made of as a form of sustenance.