this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2024
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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Need to go candelabra style with them all attached at the base.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We need a global network of connected dildos. I propose to call it „Interdildo“

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Imagine making some sort of open peer to peer sex toy network. Where you are randomly paired up with another person and you control their dildo and they control yours. But no other communication is possible. That would be a fun experiment.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Like a swiss-army knife. (the AI refuses to render this.)

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's why we will always need human artists

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

You rang?

A digital drawing of a swiss-army knife type thing but instead of knives and wholesome tools there are dildos shaped like dragon penises, tentacles and other weird kinky stuff. Also two dragon vaginas and a ball gag and anal beads. This is what I learnt to draw for.

Edit: ... I think I should mark this nsfw. Um. No idea how though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The instance doesn't allow NSFW content, so I don't think you get the option.

Luckily, this falls under a satire or parody exemption (probably), so I'm allowing it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I hadn't even considered that it might not be allowed at all, my mistake. Thank you for indulging me :)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

thank you, i try.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (3 children)

They just need to add a way to mount it to a gun and then its not a dildo, its a gun accessory.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sounds like an interesting bump stock

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Well that’s one way to finally make Republicans upset about school shootings… maybe