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Time to break out this meme again (slrpnk.net)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

1st Jan onwards: fat

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Personally I prefer to call myself "fattened", like a pig I suppose, as this clarifies that it is something that has happened to me, not simply something that I am. It's not my fault, it's the mince pies' fault!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

The yellow object is actually your ~~leaver~~ liver.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I imagined you using voice to text and you have an accent like Cheech Marin.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What happens if you pull it?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

You have offended it it. It leaves.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

nice of you to assume that wasn't already the case

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Well then fatter I guess. Also, just like me fr fr