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[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

According to the article, it plays in the emergency exit stairwells, a place that if you're using it you should be trying to leave as quickly as possible.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

If I was escaping a fire, and the stairwell had baby shark playing, I'd walk back into the fire.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Descending the stairwell to escape a fire during the "Run Away" verse could be funny

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago

I really don't want to die with Baby Shark being the last song I hear