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[–] [email protected] 120 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Eat a diverse diet with lots of green vegetables. The fiber is good for you.

Eats sawdust every day, dies from impacted colon

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That will get you insoluable fiber. Fruits and other veggies have soluable fiber.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

The fact that bananas and avocado are being listed separate to "berries“ disproportionately angers me.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Don't forget plenty of water.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Instructions unclear. Tried to eat water.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago

plenty of water, indeed. it what makes the shit soft.