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[–] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

how did he skate up and over the Rockies?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

My guess is that hitchhiking+skateboarding means grabbing an actual moving trailer hitch or three. Were he manually kicking the pavement with zero assistance, I cannot imagine covering 55 miles a day without it being downhill the entire time. After all, it is F L A T after you cross the Rockies. For at least a thousand miles. That or he has legs like tree trunks.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago

He kicked the mountains and then flipped them off, they felt so disrespected they moved north and waited until he had passed them.