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I wish I had god-like powers (kbin.social)
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[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

Granted. The limits of your human mind remain the same: too small, too fragile. Unable to comprehend the breadth of the cosmos itself, you're now like a rubber balloon trying to contain the ocean. You go immediately insane.