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[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 days ago (5 children)

This is dementia ramblings.

They could have asked him about cheese and I bet he would've talked about doing a tremendous job at making cheese grate again.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

making cheese grate again

I'd bet bigly yuge that Trump is incapable of that gouda pun.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

This is dementia ramblings.

Whether it is or not, are you willing to risk spending the rest of your life in an authoritarian state?

Trump is a fucking idiot. The people behind him are not. We're already way further down this path than we should be. Every dipshit thing he says needs to be taken extremely seriously.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

He's basically already invaded LA. Don't know why people think this is unbelievable.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

It is until it isn't.

There's no way he'd implement a 250% tariff. That's just crazy.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do. Not. Underestimate. This. Fascist.

America is on the brink.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago

Brink? my brother in christ that brink was several months back. you're a full on fascist state now. I'm in Canada and I live above a Nazi bar.