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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Add to my list of evidence against intelligent design.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

To be fair, it's called "intelligent", not "omnipotent" design, but still.

Those types always claim omnipotency as well. So you'd expect an omnipotent being to make it perfect for everyone. Since it isn't, the being's either ignorant or sadist. Or, wait for it - a fucking fairy tale. And with ignorancy one can hardly claim a respectable level of intelligence.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I'm with you there.

If this ::wildly points at self:: is intelligent design, then said intelligence clearly adhered to a strict "just barely good enough to survive and move genes around" work ethos. That, or over-doing it wasn't going to fit into the time and materials budget.

Source: anxiety, PMS, knees, shoulders, oversized skull, vulnerable gonads on outside of body.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't forget the absolutely deranged path wour vagal nerve takes through your torsoe because fish didn't have necks and we do.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Which isn't even half as insane as what it does in a giraffe

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Intelligent design, but the designer was on a tight schedule and had to ship the MVP

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Intelligent design but the budget was managed by an insurance company.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The designer didn't sleep for 3 days themselves. Gonna make some mistakes with that kinda lack of sleep

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is what post-sale firmware updates are for. Gotta test in prod!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Plot twist: the DNA firmware updates are also viruses.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

That covid-19 update was crazy. Not sure I trust the devs after that. Maybe adding air gaps would be a good idea.