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Nobody treats me like a girl after sucking their dick... They just call me a fag and hand me $100. What the hell?
"If I had $100 for every time I sucked dick I'd have $200. Which isn't much but it's weird it happened twice."
I mean damn, I ain't gay, but if it's worth a hundred, I'm gonna try it
If you're getting paid then you're doing it for money while she does it for the love of the game
If you're getting a hundred bucks to suck dick, you're doing something right.
How much is a Z jay?
Most I ever paid for a blowjob is the one I got on credit and I’m still paying for today.
Let me tell you, even though I can’t get much action today because of the kids, she’s been worth every penny haha.
Of course I’m joking. I’m a stay at home dad. (Which interestingly autocompleted to “stay at home mom” and I had to delete it and try again). If anyone has paid it’s been her. I can assure you I’m not worth it. Don’t know why she puts up with me.
It's funny how I think it's a dream job (I'm in between jobs and my SO is working) but also I think the whole stay at home mom is degrading. Too stereotypish I guess? I mean everyone do as they please if they can ofc!
Call it "Home maker" and it's both gender neutral and more accurately stating it's more than just a parent without a job, because making a home is a full time job.
I felt like an idiot when I asked a friend of a friend what she did. She responded with "home maker" and I went straight to "Oh, so you design houses or decorate them?"
$100 is $100
Have some more self esteem! You can get $120