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[–] [email protected] 103 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (6 children)

Nobody treats me like a girl after sucking their dick... They just call me a fag and hand me $100. What the hell?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

"If I had $100 for every time I sucked dick I'd have $200. Which isn't much but it's weird it happened twice."

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 days ago

I mean damn, I ain't gay, but if it's worth a hundred, I'm gonna try it

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

If you're getting paid then you're doing it for money while she does it for the love of the game

[–] [email protected] 68 points 6 days ago (2 children)

If you're getting a hundred bucks to suck dick, you're doing something right.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

How much is a Z jay?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Most I ever paid for a blowjob is the one I got on credit and I’m still paying for today.

Let me tell you, even though I can’t get much action today because of the kids, she’s been worth every penny haha.

Of course I’m joking. I’m a stay at home dad. (Which interestingly autocompleted to “stay at home mom” and I had to delete it and try again). If anyone has paid it’s been her. I can assure you I’m not worth it. Don’t know why she puts up with me.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's funny how I think it's a dream job (I'm in between jobs and my SO is working) but also I think the whole stay at home mom is degrading. Too stereotypish I guess? I mean everyone do as they please if they can ofc!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Call it "Home maker" and it's both gender neutral and more accurately stating it's more than just a parent without a job, because making a home is a full time job.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

I felt like an idiot when I asked a friend of a friend what she did. She responded with "home maker" and I went straight to "Oh, so you design houses or decorate them?"

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Have some more self esteem! You can get $120