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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Is it a sign of getting old if I don't get half the idioms he is using?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago

They're talking about how babby is formed

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

boiwife = boy wife

fagpregnant = gay pregnant

boibortion = boy abortion

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is that code for getting an STD or just some sort of silly roleplay?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Okay then 😅

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Haha thanks i thought bio as in biological as in human, not a sex doll.

Makes much more sense now ;) /s

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Ah ok! I initially read that as Biowife, so I assumed there was a real pregnancy scare. And you know, Biowife as opposed to digital waifu or whatever.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It's a greentext, I'd take it as a healthy sign you dont know "the boi- prefix" xD.

[–] [email protected] 86 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He's just talking about getting his boyfriend pregante

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oookay, I think at this point I can feel the aneurysm building up in my brain...

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shameless plug for ~~askluigi~~ [email protected]

[–] [email protected] -4 points 3 days ago

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