Can anyone translate to more common terms?
this post was submitted on 03 Jul 2025
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he came inside a femboy and now he needs an abortion
I...what?
What's going on with the image
4chan being 4chan.
That's not 4chan. Somebody edited the screenshot
Are you referring to the scribbly line crossing out the image?
presumably to censor the femboy porn
Right, but the answer is "somebody drew over it".
At least anon was cordial enough to respect OP's time?
There was a time when it was ok to be unwelcoming towards stupidity. They weren’t better times, but they were delusional in a different way.
It's still okay in certain cess pools on the internet.
You may have seen positive greentexts in the past. They’re an anomaly. This is the norm.
Yes, the norm is greentexts that aren't even green
he needs the comedy chevrons to know when to laugh
ISHYGDDT
fgsfds
Fake : Anon had sex
Gay : obv
Just get a boi-ning after pill
the boning after pill is what started all this!
Is it a sign of getting old if I don't get half the idioms he is using?
They're talking about how babby is formed
boiwife = boy wife
fagpregnant = gay pregnant
boibortion = boy abortion
Ah ok! I initially read that as Biowife, so I assumed there was a real pregnancy scare. And you know, Biowife as opposed to digital waifu or whatever.
It's a greentext, I'd take it as a healthy sign you dont know "the boi- prefix" xD.
He's just talking about getting his boyfriend pregante
*Gregnant.
*pargnet
*pregangante
*Preganté 🤌
*Starch Masks
Oookay, I think at this point I can feel the aneurysm building up in my brain...
*paraglided