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Dolphins? Couches? Potato salad? Does this guy just go around sticking his dick in stuff?
He's just an ambulatory version of the "Instructions Unclear" meme.
Okay what's the potato salad thing?
I read his book. It read about like he just shoved his dick in a typewriter and flopped it around for a few hundred pages.
Back in my day, that would have been impossible without some kind of penile injury as you probably would have needed to slam that thang pretty good on every key. People now-a-days are spoiled because their keyboards are so sensitive. You could even sneeze and type something from a microphone type writer.
“If this gonna be that kinda party, imma stick my dick in the mashed potatoes”
Those potatoes weren't mashed when someone put them on the table.
B boys makin wit da freak freak
sample was originally from Sanford and son?
I saw that there reports he didn't fuck a couch, then someone shared an interview where he said he did... Did Republicans even try to dig shit on this guy?!?!
Waaaaaait there’s video of this? Also, what’s all this about potato salad‽
Found out it was faked after but still have the searching dolphin porn to lean on xD
He didn't fuck the couch, to completion
Of course the couch didn't cum, it's a fucking couch. What's wrong with you people?!
I hate to be the one to tell you this, but maybe it's just you who can't bring the couch to completion...?
I'll have you know I find Wet Ass Cushion to be incredibly offensive. I've interacted with many of them in my day and never have I met a cushion that wasn't artificially wet. The couch orgasm is a myth.
They had to retract that report, because they could not verify that he’s not a sectional predator.
I heard him referred to as a homosectional, and i like to think Kamala approved that message.
He's a disgusting pillowphile!
Oh no, if he and the MyPillow guy meet there will be a reckoning
Where’s that interview??