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[–] [email protected] 82 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Nope. It's been scientifically shown that eating vegetables, clean protein, and olive oil drastically reduces your risk of heart disease, cancer, diabetes, and stroke. Things that Americans don't eat.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Checks pizza:

  • Flour crust, vegetable
  • Pepperoni, clean cooked protein
  • Olive Oil, probably
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago
  • two hamburgers for protein
  • iceberg lettuce for vegetables
  • cheese, more proteins
  • special sauce - vitamins
  • onions and pickles- veggies
  • bun with sesame seeds - more veggies

McD’s serves a complete Mediterranean meal and no one talks about that!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Probably more like

-glyphosate adulterated with some flour, wilted veggies but who will notice once they are cooked.

-Old sandwich meat that has been returned, scrubbed, and re-mashed into pepperoni (my mom worked at a plant that actually did this)

-mixture of mostly palm and other oils, not guaranteed to be from plants and perfumed, branded as extra virgin olive oil for a markup over the same thing without perfume sold as vegetable oil.

Side note: fuck palm oil as much as fuck nestle.

Edit: why does formatting suck with every Lemmy app.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Romans are stuffing their faces with cacio e pepe and guanciale asking "what's a vegetable?" Oh yeah, the appetizer.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Urban Romans also tend to walk a lot more than the typical American does, and as it turns out, walking every day is extremely effective at combating weight gain and diabetes.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Walking doesn't give you vitamins and fiber that you need from vegetables. That's what this conversation is about: food.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

Walking is part of the Mediterranean diet which os what OP is actually talking about, even if they are not aware of it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

If they were deficient in those nutrients they'd have higher rates of metabolic disease than they do.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

What are you talking about? I eat vegetables. I always have a baked potato and corn on-the-cob as sides with my steak. /s

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Welcome to Europe, comrade!