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[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Must be from the NPM delivery service. The recipient is lucky the driver didn’t give them thousands of dependencies too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago

You don't get dependencies in real life like that.

You work 10 years in an industry and try to get a promotion? That may be a dependency issue.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ah sweet, my left-pad is coming today!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

"I also got a lock"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Guess why he came with a truck and not on a cargo bike...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Because you forgot to tell them that you already have the dependencies at home?