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[–] [email protected] 126 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

NaN minutes later, a truck arrives in the alley, its license plate reads "undefined". Someone gets out of the vehicle
"I have something for you"
He gives you a package. You open it. It's an [object Object]

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

"I've been looking for you! Got something I'm supposed to deliver. Your hands only."

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Must be from the NPM delivery service. The recipient is lucky the driver didn’t give them thousands of dependencies too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago

You don't get dependencies in real life like that.

You work 10 years in an industry and try to get a promotion? That may be a dependency issue.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ah sweet, my left-pad is coming today!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago

"I also got a lock"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Guess why he came with a truck and not on a cargo bike...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Because you forgot to tell them that you already have the dependencies at home?