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I love how she uses "little bird" as example for how great her nicknames are
It's likely the whole reason she gets called stupid petnames is to prove that you alone can't be the judge of it.
If I ever refer to anyone as little bird it'll include miniguns.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MD_Helicopters_MH-6_Little_Bird
That was the nickname they used for Tevye’s daughter Chavala in Fiddler on the Roof.
Also I just realized Cersei calls Sansa "little bird."
Tony Pizza? I haven't watched that movie in a while, but I feel like I'd remember Tony Pizza being serenaded by the tailor to "Wonder of Wonders."
Oh man! I forgot about Laser Wolf! What a classic Zero Mostel twist!
I call my wife that occasionally, but only when I ask what the word is ("what's the word, little bird?")
Bird. Bird’s the word. Ah B-B-Bird bird bird. Bird is the word.
Ma ma ma Uma mao mao
Does she respond "how now brown cow?"
I'm thinking more like: "I want a divorce, charley horse."
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"Blow it out your ass, you rotting bass."
Imma gonna eat ya, Tony pizza.
Oooh she'll like that one!
I'm gonna eat you out, my little trout.