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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 240 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I saw Bladerunner as a teenager and it affected me so much I'm now a grown-ass man living in a cyberpunk dystopia. Follow your dreams.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

I don't know whether to laugh or cry

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago

Replicant detected

[–] [email protected] 10 points 16 hours ago

Sometimes I laugh because it keeps me from crying.

Sidenote: I am often told that I laugh too much.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

I've got a hint for you, look at their username. It's sick as fuck.

I wish the d was capitalized but still awesome.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Touche salesman