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Trump urges Americans to work harder despite spending 22% of term golfing (www.irishstar.com)

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 days ago (4 children)

He can suck my dick.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

He'd only do that if you gave it as a gift and put a bow on it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

He should suck your dick while you are taking a shit...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A dirty blumpkin !!!!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I think that's just a regular blumpkin.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

You are the leading blumpkin authority!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

If I were you, I'd rather not 😂

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago

he'd enjoy that. I'm not sure you would though.