While experts have chillingly predicted that Trump may soon be able to identify Canada on a globe, others have offered hope.

“I don’t often say this as a medical professional, but we’ve really got dementia on our side here,” explains Dr. Arthur Anderson of the Calgary Alzheimers Research Alliance.

Dr. Anderson elaborates, “Given how much of the campaign President Trump spent rambling to Joe Rogan and jerking off microphones, the prognosis indicates that by January he won’t be able to find a bathroom unassisted, let alone Canada.”

🔖 Le Alternative e il Black Friday | 2024

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Depending on how the next four years go I'm on the fence between Bush Jr. and Trump but I'd like to hear from you

Edit:

Top 10 suggestions so far (unordered):

• Andrew Jackson
• Andrew Johnson
• George W. Bush Jr
• Ronald Reagan
• Richard Nixon
• James K. Polk
• Woodrow Wilson
• James Buchanan
• Franklin Pierce
• Donald J. Trump

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/22391089

Better vaccinate them while you still can.

This is one of those takes that's so controversial I'm afraid to post it, which is exactly why I have to.

I neither endorse nor disavow this, and no, I'm not in the picture.

Disable JavaScript, to bypass paywall.

Sony may be looking to get back into the dedicated portable space with a new PS5 handheld.

We see them have backpacks or bags but rarely do we see what's inside. They definitely don't have clothes since they don't change into anything. Maybe food,water,ammo but they should have more. Or sometimes there packs are too light like they don't have anything

EARLY TRAINING
🫳: Sit!
🐶: <hesitates, then sits>
🫳: Good dog!
🐶:

🫳: Sit!
🐶:
🫳: Good dog!
🐶:

LATE TRAINING
🐶: I would like a treat, please.
🫳:
🐶: I would like a treat, please.
🫳:
🐶: I would like a treat, please.
🫳:
🐶: I would like a treat, please.
🫳: Maybe you've had enough treats for now?
🐱: I, too, would like a treat, presented in the usual manner.
🫳: DAMMIT!

Pet tax in the comments

cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/6331587

cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/6331585

A path to reconciliation with Tamils?

All those latent Tories wishing they'd voted Labour sooner 😅.

cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/28571601

Starlink Group 12-1 launch out of SLC-40 in Florida currently scheduled for 2024-11-25 09:35 UTC, or 2024-11-25 04:35 local time (EST). Booster 1080-13 to land on Just Read the Instructions.

• SpaceX mission page
• NextSpaceflight page

Planned to be the fastest booster turnaround to date, slightly less than 14 days after B1080's previous mission. The current record, set back in 2022, is around 21 days.

Webcasts:

• Space Affairs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1wTuXyhxzE
• Spaceflight Now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SzQTz_7i_k
• NASASpaceflight: https://www.youtube.com/@NASASpaceflight/streams
• The Launch Pad: https://www.youtube.com/@TheLaunchPad/streams
• SpaceX:
• The Space Devs: