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submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Is this about Demon's Souls?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

foul harlot smacks of Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep

In Maya / Gaige runs, I would hear the knights orbed (phaselocked) by Maya exclaim:

Release me you Hellspawn temptress!

And I, playing Gaige would feel jealous that they wouldn't call me a Hellspawn Temptress.

Also among their lines for Maya:

The harlot has me in her clutches!
The succubus goes for thy soul!
The hussy has me in her spell!

When I summon Deathtrap, they cry The wench summons her foul spawn!

Why am I a lowly wench when Maya is a Hellspawn Temptress!?

I WANT TO BE A HELLSPAWN TEMPTRESS!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

i dunno, the peeps on tumblr just kinda say shit sometimes

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

i pee on shit sometimes

[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago

I do all the time. Usually, when I shit, I'm also gonna pee.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago

they do too

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When they're not too busy fucking monsters, of course.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When they're not too busy fucking m e of course.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

W⠀e⠀ ⠀e⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ fucking monsters

[–] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago

Or:

n ey too busy fucking