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[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

Baldy looks like it might be General John Kelly... Even though most pictures of him have some hair.

[–] [email protected] 78 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

Software patents shouldn't exist!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Trying the back button to get out of an ad infestation? You get a new ad! Trying again? Believe or not, straight to another ad!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

There's vastly more malicious code now than there was back then. Every company that has an online presence is constantly under attack. Constantly. There isn't an IPv4 address that exists that isn't scanned and have an attempt at hacking performed within seconds of being connected.

Not only that but today's malicious code is much better at what it does with hundreds of amazing features and methods of branching out using different attack methods. Today's malware is so good it updates itself very carefully/as secretly as possible so that some old compromised machine that no one thinks about anymore can become the next vector of attack inside your network.

All it takes is one active vulnerability

Keep all your shit up to date, people! When was the last time you checked your router to see if it had updates? Hmm‽

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

People are accepting of ads because ads are literally everywhere. A world without ads would be very strange indeed!

Every logo that exists and every product that has its own name/brand printed on it is an ad. Every product name in a catalog or simple list is an ad.

A world without ads would be like hundreds of years ago when you could buy soap that just looked like soap with no labels and no packaging at all. When the only food you purchased was bare produce/meat (or the whole animal). But even then any assembled/manufactured product would have some sort of "maker's mark".

I mean, how long have humans been branding cattle? That's the original use of that term!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The article sucks. The FTC isn't going after Microsoft's cloud services because they're good/bad. They're going after Microsoft because of forced bundling. Same abuse of monopoly power they were found guilty of when they started forcing everyone to use Internet Explorer.

Microsoft is forcing customers to use their cloud services under all sorts of scenarios. Many of which have no logical reason other than to force customers into Azure.

For example, if you have a lot of Windows servers in Azure they will stop supporting you once you reach a certain threshold unless you also sign up to use their enterprise cloud AD service.

They already do this with regular Windows--you have to use AD if you're a business customer and you go past a certain threshold of systems--but in that case you can just get some Domain Controllers and call it a day. You can put them wherever you want (locally, in AWS, in Azure, wherever).

With Azure Windows servers though you're forced to use Azure AD (or you lose support and possibly access to other bundled services). You can't host Domain Controllers anywhere else. I mean, they'll let you have as many off-Azure DCs as you want but they must still be joined/synchronizing to Azure AD.

There's probably many other anticompetitive tactics in place within the world of Azure but that's the one big one I know off the top of my head.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sounds sooooo second class to me. I only deal with first class languages so I can enjoy my curry with a satisfying closure 🎩 👌

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

It was a tired story until OH DEER it wasn't anymore.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

After replacing writers and artists it is now replacing the entire category of, "old people". AI has reached the, "final solution" faster than I thought possible!

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 days ago

Because a lack of rest always moves projects forwards with absolutely no problems at all!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Exactly! I love how AI image generation can come up with funny surprises like that 🤣

I hope the hilarity never ends!

Man with enormous taco on his head that has a screaming mouth running under a rain of tacos

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I use it for the hilarity!

fat man stuck in a tire fiercely rolling down a road with the caption, "TIRED"

I made a whole series of images representing the usual hair colors just for fun:

brunette girl

blond girl

black haired girl

ginger girl

bald girl

I have so much fun with images like this in Discord/Matrix and the occasional Lemmy post 🤣

 
 

Electoral College elects The President. No other type of election works like that.

 

Came pre-lubed and ready for battle

 
 

I've heard this phrase used often by those on the right but every time I hear it I can't help but laugh because of what I picture in my head. But perhaps my image is wrong! I want to read everyone else's depictions.

So as to not influence the responses I will not be sharing what I imagine a "woke mob" looks like.

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Thanks Obama! (programming.dev)
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Edit, since folks don't seem to get the joke: Obama's campaign slogan was "Hope"

 

This is the page you can learn about things like Cunningham's law which states that every program attempts to expand until it can read mail

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Wilhelm scream (en.wikipedia.org)
 

If you watch movies and TV shows you should learn about this to maximize your obscure knowledge of every day things 👍

 

“...this is not a gun problem. This is a mental health problem, this is a social problem, this is a cultural problem, this is a spiritual problem." -Donald J Trump in April 2023

 
 
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