If you were playing yahtzee, and your opponent only rolled sixes, would you not say anything? No, no, rolling a six isn't proof of cheating—that's... that's ridiculous.
Also, don't tell me you need to roll more than sixes to win yahtzee, I don't know any other dice games.
I can still tell these two paragraphs apart from the other one because of its voice. God, the chatgpt voice is tacky...
Mate, humanity is not going to make it if we can't learn to sympathize with and protect each other. I'm sorry your life is hard. It's not a god damn contest.
What industry are you in, anyway? If you don't mind me asking.
Okay, not sure how much this matters considering where the world is heading, but:
If they can't get better working conditions because you'll complain (it's not fair, yadda yadda), how will you get better working conditions when they complain (it's not fair, yadda yadda)?
I'm just saying, if you're not willing to play ball, why should I care about your sick pay?
Medicaid is gonna burn up soon. Should I be concerned that you'll be losing coverage, or are we just fully on board with this petty individualism?
That entertainment is labor. What are you talking about?
My superior mind knew you would say this. I've calculated all possible histories extending from this point. There will be no further battles.
Okay, that part is good. Google stop text to talk. Google stop text to talk. God damn it. Stupid fucking hello computer. I'm doing great, thanks. None. My superior mind knew you would say this. I've calculated my total is 71.94 dollars while in line and already have the correct amount in my hand. I've also procured my ID in the other. Your slow mind may not have caught up to this fact yet, but I have dos equis approaching you on the conveyor. If I am not in fact 21, this may be your final transaction. What will you do, Isabella?
Yogurt.
Ha. Didn't think about that, did you? Your small mind simply can't perceive soft, unchewable yogurt. Now you look like an IDIOT on the INTERNET! What'll you do now, Light Yagami?!
I haven't heard clipping in a while. I should dig back into 'em.
Also, yeah. My entire childhood I wanted to be a programmer because I just like math that much, but sooo much of this industry feels like bullshit these days. It's really uninspiring.
"What are you going to build?" "The metaverse. Some other bullshit no one wants."
It's not going away.
Imagine saying this about asbestos, lead, freon, bitcoin, or cigarettes.
You don't want it to go anywhere, why the hell would I listen to you?
This made me laugh so hard
The em dash is just something you can use to diagnose the "AI-ness" of some text, the same way a cough could mean a cold or it could mean something else. You don't need to be self-conscious about it.
Somebody else replied with the video that popularized this bit of insight.