nemonic187

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 minutes ago

That’s one way to waste 75 million bucks.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 minutes ago

Fuck Jerry Seinfeld.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman. Guaranteed they’re behind this.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Would it tho?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

His legal bills, duh!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Good luck with that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Barely. They need to call out the lunatics like MTG. Reps and Senators. By name.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Alex should be more concerned about which dumpster he’s gonna have to dive into to get his next meal, and not about hurricanes.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ideally, prison time.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Can we re-freeze her and put her back in the ice cave where she was found? This is not the unfrozen caveman lawyer reboot I was promised.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The dumbest people on the planet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Good. Fuck ‘em.

 

Here's a plot for "The Plumber" starring Jason Statham:

Genre: Action-Thriller

Plot:

Jack "The Plumber" Reynolds (Jason Statham) is a rugged, no-nonsense plumber with a mysterious past. Living in modern-day London, Jack has retired from his former life as a special forces operative. However, when his brother, a fellow veteran, is murdered, Jack is pulled back into the world of high-stakes espionage.

As Jack investigates his brother's death, he uncovers a sinister plot to manipulate the city's water supply, threatening the lives of millions. The trail leads him to a corrupt businessman, Victor Vex (Tom Hiddleston), who's using his wealth and influence to further his nefarious agenda.

With his plumbing skills and combat training, Jack navigates the city's underground infrastructure, taking down Vex's henchmen and unraveling the conspiracy. Along the way, he teams up with Sarah (Emily Blunt), a resourceful engineer who helps him stay one step ahead of the villains.

As the stakes escalate, Jack faces off against Vex in an intense, hand-to-hand combat showdown. With his skills and determination, Jack saves the city from catastrophe, earning his nickname "The Plumber" as a hero who unclogs more than just pipes.

Subplots:

  1. Jack's complicated relationship with his estranged sister-in-law and niece, whom he must protect.
  2. A rival plumber, Marcus (Idris Elba), who becomes an unlikely ally.
  3. Jack's past as a special forces operative, revealed through flashbacks.

Action sequences:

  1. High-speed chase through London's sewer system.
  2. Fight in a crowded market.
  3. Showdown at an abandoned water treatment plant.

Themes:

  1. Redemption and second chances.
  2. Family and loyalty.
  3. The power of unconventional skills in unexpected situations.

This plot combines Jason Statham's signature action-hero style with a unique, relatable protagonist and a gripping storyline.

 
 
 
 
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